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    this guy is like the french homer simpson…

The 65-year-old said: “When I’m bored, I drink. Apart from compulsory moments of abstinence. After bypass surgery, and also because of cholesterol and stuff, I have to be careful. […]“But if ever I start drinking I can’t drink like a normal person. I can absorb 12, 13, 14 bottles per day.Discussing his operation, he explained: “I was asked to tell the doctor about my consumption. So I said, ‘here it goes’.“It starts at home with champagne or red wine, before 10am. Then again champagne.“Then pastis, maybe half a bottle. Then food, accompanied by two bottles of wine. In the afternoon, champagne, beer, and more pastis at around 5pm, to finish off the bottle. Later on vodka and/or whisky.“But I’m never totally drunk, just a little pissed. All you need is a 10-minute nap and voila, a slurp of rose wine and I feel as fresh as a daisy.”

    this guy is like the french homer simpson…

    The 65-year-old said: “When I’m bored, I drink. Apart from compulsory moments of abstinence. After bypass surgery, and also because of cholesterol and stuff, I have to be careful. […]

    “But if ever I start drinking I can’t drink like a normal person.
     I can absorb 12, 13, 14 bottles per day.

    Discussing his operation, he explained: “I was asked to tell the doctor about my consumption. So I said, ‘here it goes’.

    “It starts at home with champagne or red wine, before 10am. Then again champagne.

    “Then pastis, maybe half a bottle. Then food, accompanied by two bottles of wine. In the afternoon, champagne, beer, and more pastis at around 5pm, to finish off the bottle. Later on vodka and/or whisky.

    “But I’m never totally drunk, just a little pissed. All you need is a 10-minute nap and voila, a slurp of rose wine and I feel as fresh as a daisy.”

    (Source: uproxx.com)

     
  2. OK Go’s Best Videos

    Here It Goes Again

    White Knuckles

    End Love

    This Too Shall Pass (Rube Goldberg version)

    Writing’s On the Wall

     
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    six blue eyes

    six blue eyes

     
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    glass at the pool → bloody feet

    glass at the pool → bloody feet

     
  6. 
"We’ve been coming to the same party for 12 years now… and in no way is that depressing."
- Ron Burgundy

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    "We’ve been coming to the same party for 12 years now… and in no way is that depressing."

    - Ron Burgundy

     
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    how i got these scars
via @johnfreiler [tweet]

    how i got these scars

    via @johnfreiler [tweet]

     
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    catsmoke

    catsmoke

     
  9. MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON, PARTS 1 & 2

     
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    mario kart is life
via @weinerdog4life

    mario kart is life

    via @weinerdog4life

     
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    michael scott’s public apology video. he skips this cue card. epic.
the office, s3e20: “product recall”
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"I need this job. My mortgage is hundreds of dollars a month. With this job I can barely cover that. I have a company car, but I still have to pay for the gas. Gas prices are high and I have no savings whatsoever. And it wasn’t even me. It’s so not fair that they want me to resign."

    michael scott’s public apology video. he skips this cue card. epic.

    the office, s3e20: “product recall”

    ——

    "I need this job. My mortgage is hundreds of dollars a month. With this job I can barely cover that. I have a company car, but I still have to pay for the gas. Gas prices are high and I have no savings whatsoever. And it wasn’t even me. It’s so not fair that they want me to resign."

     
  12. It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that”, as if that gives them certain rights. It’s no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. “I’m offended by that.” Well, so fucking what?
     
  13. booty patrol

    booty patrol

     
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    Victorian-Era Birth Control Ad

    Victorian-Era Birth Control Ad

     
  15. But also, the format of television— much more than film— lends itself to how people consume content now. In small doses. Think about music. The release of a full-length album, with all its requisite buildup and hype, while still theoretically a cool idea, is no longer that interesting. A musician who wins today tours relentlessly, releases a song or two a month, multiple EPs, behind-the-scenes videos, photoshoots, etc. Maybe they even drop a surprise album. It’s a constant stream of content.
    — Paul Cantor “Hollywood Has a Major Problem” (via newspeedwayboogie)

    (Source: medium.com)