1. From Konbini:

    Ralph Steadman, the veteran British illustrator and cartoonist perhaps best know for working withHunter S. Thompson to create book covers has teamed up with Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilliganto bring you the next installment of the Breaking Bad franchise – a limited edition series of DVD cases.

     
  2. 13:12 4th Oct 2014

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    Reblogged from everythingyoulovetohate

    Tags: odiegarfieldderpdog

    everythingyoulovetohate:

    alphascum:

    THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

    lol is this the same fucking dog?! hahaha

     
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    Genius Steals

    Genius Steals

     
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    this guy is like the french homer simpson…

The 65-year-old said: “When I’m bored, I drink. Apart from compulsory moments of abstinence. After bypass surgery, and also because of cholesterol and stuff, I have to be careful. […]“But if ever I start drinking I can’t drink like a normal person. I can absorb 12, 13, 14 bottles per day.Discussing his operation, he explained: “I was asked to tell the doctor about my consumption. So I said, ‘here it goes’.“It starts at home with champagne or red wine, before 10am. Then again champagne.“Then pastis, maybe half a bottle. Then food, accompanied by two bottles of wine. In the afternoon, champagne, beer, and more pastis at around 5pm, to finish off the bottle. Later on vodka and/or whisky.“But I’m never totally drunk, just a little pissed. All you need is a 10-minute nap and voila, a slurp of rose wine and I feel as fresh as a daisy.”

    this guy is like the french homer simpson…

    The 65-year-old said: “When I’m bored, I drink. Apart from compulsory moments of abstinence. After bypass surgery, and also because of cholesterol and stuff, I have to be careful. […]

    “But if ever I start drinking I can’t drink like a normal person.
     I can absorb 12, 13, 14 bottles per day.

    Discussing his operation, he explained: “I was asked to tell the doctor about my consumption. So I said, ‘here it goes’.

    “It starts at home with champagne or red wine, before 10am. Then again champagne.

    “Then pastis, maybe half a bottle. Then food, accompanied by two bottles of wine. In the afternoon, champagne, beer, and more pastis at around 5pm, to finish off the bottle. Later on vodka and/or whisky.

    “But I’m never totally drunk, just a little pissed. All you need is a 10-minute nap and voila, a slurp of rose wine and I feel as fresh as a daisy.”

    (Source: uproxx.com)

     
  5. OK Go’s Best Videos

    Here It Goes Again

    White Knuckles

    End Love

    This Too Shall Pass (Rube Goldberg version)

    Writing’s On the Wall

     
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    six blue eyes

    six blue eyes

     
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    glass at the pool → bloody feet

    glass at the pool → bloody feet

     
  9. 
"We’ve been coming to the same party for 12 years now… and in no way is that depressing."
- Ron Burgundy

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    "We’ve been coming to the same party for 12 years now… and in no way is that depressing."

    - Ron Burgundy

     
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    how i got these scars
via @johnfreiler [tweet]

    how i got these scars

    via @johnfreiler [tweet]

     
  11. 11:39 7th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from antbaena

    Tags: catkittenssmokegiftrippy

    catsmoke

    catsmoke

     
  12. MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON, PARTS 1-3

     
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    mario kart is life
via @weinerdog4life

    mario kart is life

    via @weinerdog4life

     
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    michael scott’s public apology video. he skips this cue card. epic.
the office, s3e20: “product recall”
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"I need this job. My mortgage is hundreds of dollars a month. With this job I can barely cover that. I have a company car, but I still have to pay for the gas. Gas prices are high and I have no savings whatsoever. And it wasn’t even me. It’s so not fair that they want me to resign."

    michael scott’s public apology video. he skips this cue card. epic.

    the office, s3e20: “product recall”

    ——

    "I need this job. My mortgage is hundreds of dollars a month. With this job I can barely cover that. I have a company car, but I still have to pay for the gas. Gas prices are high and I have no savings whatsoever. And it wasn’t even me. It’s so not fair that they want me to resign."

     
  15. It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that”, as if that gives them certain rights. It’s no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. “I’m offended by that.” Well, so fucking what?